Some Much Needed Clarification

So apparently there was some confusion about the topic of my last post. When I say landing strip, I mean an area by the front door to keep keys, wallets, coats, etc - please see these several recent posts for proof. I am aware there is an alternate definition to 'landing strip' but I haven't thought about that meaning since I was in high school.

I did not intend for it to be a double entendre, so please don't be offended.

In case that wasn't clear, I did not, and will not, write about my hoo-ha on this blog. Thank you.