What I am about to show you is completely different than the concrete clock, but equally as bad ass. Just in a very different way.
May I present to you Johnny Weir performing to Poker Face.
I don't know if this is considered figure skating or ice dancing, but I don't care. I love it. Lady Gaga + pleather + ice skates + Johnny Weir's signature sauciness* = all kinds of AWESOME!
WARNING: once you watch this, you may be compelled to sing Lady Gaga all. day. long.
*I don't want to make any assumptions about his orientation, but let's just call him festive and leave it at that.