The Truth of Cat Ownership

There are certain things one must accept when bringing a cat into your life: cat toys will be ignored, precious knick-knacks will be knocked to the floor, empty boxes are the best thing ever, and the cat will always, ALWAYS sit where you plan to sit. In addition, there is one last thing you should know about co-habitation with cats:

Or if you prefer charts and graphs...
(Yes, I did make a chart about this)

I said it. The cat's out of the bag. Pun fully intended.